I don’t understand why P!nk hasn’t found as much success in the U.S. as she has abroad, but I’d like for her to come home please. Come home and put on a sparkly unitard and do gymnastics while singing her guts out while suspended in midair. Could we all be nicer to P!nk so she will come back to us?
She’s crazy fit. She breaks all sorts of stereotypes about what makes a woman beautiful and how women should behave. She writes lovely statement songs demanding human rights. She seems like the kind of person who doesn’t seek validation, she just wants to put on a really awesome show. I could be way off base, but from what I gather, Ms. Alecia Moore has a Grade A Disposition. And she’s smart. What I’m saying is, I want her back Europe. Make it snappy.