You can’t showcase Gina Gershon without her partner-in-crime from one of the best films ever made, Bound. Bound was a Wachowski Brother film back when both of the Wachowski brothers were men (shoutout Larry/Lana!) and before they struck it big with The Matrix movies. Bound is eye porn. Violent and sexy and gorgeous. And Violet (Jennifer) and Corky (Gina) are the hottest fucking lesbian lovers I have ever fucking seen. If I hadn’t been born that way, they would have turned me SO GAY. It is impossible to choose between them. I want to have them both. In the biblical sense.
Okay, so I have to admit that Jennifer Tilly scares me a little bit. Or a lot. She’s the Bride of Chucky for godsakes, and not only that, but her breasts are HUGE. I preferred them when they weren’t so “I’m going to smother your face,” but okay, that’s Jennifer’s choice and Jennifer’s body. And I must say, it’s a pretty admirable body. From what I know of lady Tilly, she seems like some sort of mashup between Jessica Rabbit, Jennifer Coolidge, and a chain-smoking poker player. In fact, she plays in those celebrity poker tournaments kind of frequently and I think she distracts her opponents by perching her nearly-exposed bosoms on the green felt tabletop. Get on with your bad self, Ms. Tilly.