I just had to include a pic of Sarah Paulson laughing, because I swear to God, her attractiveness quotient flares up exponentially whenever she laughs. And that’s saying something, because I imagine Sarah Paulson’s pretty damn attractive all the time. Like when she’s buying crazy toys for her cats at PetCo or weeding the garden that she planted with ex Cherry Jones or whatnot. Yes, she’s a gay. In a big, goes-to-events-with-her-lady-on-her-arm kinda way. And can I help it if I want to ship her with Amanda Peet every time I see candid pics of them taken during the Studio 60 days? No, I cannot.